- romeo: hey i just met you.
- romeo: and this is crazy.
- romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
- romeo: so marry me maybe.
I’m suddenly realizing that my life basically consists of one obsession after another.
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: anthonyrogers)
Reblog if you can speak, read, or at least kinda communicate in more than one language.
(Source: the-final-horcrux)
- attractive friend: wow im so ugly
- me: if you're ugly, what the fuck am i then
